Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
can people not say things like “everyone wants sex” or “they’re teenagers, of course they want sex” because guess what asexuals exist
this is the kind of language that caused me to feel lost and alone as a kid and its really not cool to see it casually thrown around on my dashboard
I think my favorite thing about Night Vale is that they literally don’t give a fuck. They don’t give a fuck if a plane teleports into the gym, or the gravity turns off, or that one of the mysterious hooded figures brazenly steals babies. They just accept it and move on with their lives.
But if you so much as touch one hair on Carlos’ head then they banish you to the desert to give haircuts to cacti.